Monday, March 05, 2007

Is the stove hot?

I'll touch it over and over and over again to find out... I'm retarded and today's post is not going to be a happy one. My weekend was exhausting (with fun parts) I think I'm PMSing and to top it all off, I see a pic of NG kissing MSG. My hand's completely scorched now and I'm done. Please at least tell me that my retarded behavior is befitting of a 16 year old? If so, at least there's hope for growing up. Behind the curve... Seriously. I went through this with my Ex Ex, I couldn't get the stupid he-secretly-wants-me-back fantasy out of my head until I saw pics of his new gfriend. Well, at least I know the pattern, right? I deleted all the bookmarks I had for cyber snooping. No more!

I do have a couple of prospects on MenFarmForMe.com. So that's consolation...

I think it really sucks to learn all of this love stuff so late in life. Regardless of how much I know, you really don't until you experience it. I want a time machine.

2 comments:

Single guy blogging said...

Well, as much as it sucks, it's better than finding out waaay too late. Chalk it up for (I hate this) a learning experience. Besides, it'll make the right experience that much easier and better! :)

Behind The Curve said...

SGB: Thanks my friend. I'll be fine. This blogging thing is a great outlet! :)