It's nice to have Help

There's almost nothing better than walking into your home, after a long day of work, and be hit with the scent of household cleaners. Yes! The House Cleaner was here! I used to resist such luxuries (refer to 100 Revelations, #71.) But now, I'm hooked! If I really think about it, it actually isn't so much of a luxury, but a necessity.

It's not that I'm a pig (which is really a misnomer, because pigs only cover themselves in mud to protect their skin from the burning sun.) I just never really learned how to clean. You know, the dusting, the moving of things to clean underneath them, the scrubbing, the checking of ledges and corners, and the choosing of the right products and materials. Such skills are only endowed upon the likes of Mommy Gal. I pickup after myself. Surfaces I touch daily and use are wiped down. Everything else, I *heart* House Cleaner.