Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Boys are retarded...

I swear they are... I guess to be fair, most guys think girls are psychos. It's the proverbial, "Boys are assholes, girls are psychos." "Boys are retarded, girls are complicated." Blah blah blah... V-Day is tomorrow and I teeter between it's just a stupid commercial day to I'm so wonewwy...

I'm so ready to be in a relationship, it's not even funny. For pete sakes, I'm a late bloomer remember?! I've got catching up to do! I sometimes wish I can just be a casual dater, but I hand over my heart too easily for that to ever work. I'm a desperate little thing, aren't I?

So yes, woe is me on V-Day Eve. At least I have belly dancing class, followed by American Idol to occupy tomorrow night. Have I mentioned that ALL my friends have someone? One of them just got proposed to last week, in which I helped in making the surprise happen. I'm so wonewwy, so wonewwy...

On a brighter note, love my daily read of VB. Check out yesterday's post. It totally cheered me up! Thanks VB!! Nothing better than knowing you're not alone. Far from it! I'm arming myself for sure...

Oh yes, let me update you on my pathetic acts of snooping on NG. I'm a total scab picker... He's still cyber woo-ing MySpace Girl, let's call her MSG (omg! that cracks me up!) Worse though, she made a trip out here this past weekend, probably funded by him. I now can see pics of them, with all her friends, eating/drinking, at a restaurant/bar right down the street from me. Oh the joy of the Internet. What did I say about arming myself?

5 comments:

Virginia Belle said...

aw, shucks.

glad you like it.

*cocks shotgun*

ready?

Single guy blogging said...

Hey BTC - I've said this before and I'll say it again. Today is NOT a good day to try to find a mate. It's a day when boys are extra retarded because they know the desperation of single girls on such a day. Go out with a group of girlfriends and flirt the night away -- we'll be here to hear all about it! :)
-SGB

The Dummy said...

lol, that post was too funny! And yes, boys can totally be retarded. Even dummies sometimes :)

Now you and VB have shotguns, I'm going to duck until Thursday. :)

Len said...

Stalking. exes. does. not. help. I know from experience. And I know it's hard to accept. But even though you never believe it, there is no other way than forgetting. *hug*

teahouse said...

Hey, yes boys are definitely ret-ahhhh-ded!!

I think it's way cool that you're taking a belly dancing class. Go girl.